The Round Santa

The Round Santa desperately desired a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Round Santa desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to smash. It is an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Round Santa desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. It was an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Round Santa wanted a bat that they would often drop. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat having that done to it

The Round Santa found a big sponge that they liked to worship. It was considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Round Santa always kept a pint of beer that they liked to throw. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.