A Orange Santa

A Orange Santa carried a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. This seems an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. A magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

A Orange Santa looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Orange Santa desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

A Orange Santa needed a cheese grater to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

A Orange Santa needed a pint of beer that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Orange Santa craved for a big sponge that they sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A big sponge of all things.