My Crazy Santa

My Crazy Santa carried a ball that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to select.

My Crazy Santa looked for a sponge that they would often annihilate This is certainly an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the chosen item.

My Crazy Santa desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to drop. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Santa always kept a porno magazine that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

My Crazy Santa wanted a stapler that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the item selected.

My Crazy Santa owned a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.