The Eccentric Santa

The Eccentric Santa wanted a sponge that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Santa desperately desired a mug to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Santa craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Eccentric Santa craved for a helmet that they would eat. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Santa always carried a teapot that they would drop. It should have been a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Santa craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was wonderful. A little monkey being the thing selected.