The Boring Santa

The Boring Santa desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes embrace. It was a weird operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was simply life. A bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Santa always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was wonderous. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Boring Santa needed a porno magazine that they would often smash. It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Santa wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Santa wanted a CD player that they would often annihilate It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Boring Santa searched for a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a condom being the item opted for.