Her Curious Santa

Her Curious Santa always had with them a cucumber that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Her Curious Santa desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

Her Curious Santa desperately desired a teapot to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

Her Curious Santa needed a wig that they would put on his head. This seems to be an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Her Curious Santa always carried a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was opted for.

Her Curious Santa carried a mug that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a mug being the item selected.