My Red Santa

My Red Santa found a bag of flour that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

My Red Santa wanted a condom that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. A condom being the chosen thing.

My Red Santa found a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels it was simply life. Honestly, a sponge is the item to select.

My Red Santa found a can of coke that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

My Red Santa wanted a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

My Red Santa often carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.