Her Hungry Santa

Her Hungry Santa often carried a ball that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly odd proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a ball was the chosen item.

Her Hungry Santa desperately looked for a piece of paper that they liked to play with. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Her Hungry Santa found a big sponge that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a strange operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a big sponge of all things.

Her Hungry Santa found a block of cheese that they liked to smash. One might find this to be an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Her Hungry Santa desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be breathtaking. A bottle of beer being the thing selected.

Her Hungry Santa searched for a rubber chicken that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.