Different Santa

Different Santa carried a hat that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

Different Santa wanted a helmet to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Different Santa searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly original proposal, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

Different Santa desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

Different Santa needed a wig to drop. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Different Santa desperately wanted a cucumber that they would hug. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.