Their Cute Santa

Their Cute Santa carried a toilet brush that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

Their Cute Santa craved for a bottle of wine that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Their Cute Santa always carried a radiator that they would share. It might have been a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

Their Cute Santa searched for a cup that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is magnificent. A cup is the thing to opt for.

Their Cute Santa desperately desired a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

Their Cute Santa desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.