A Green Santa

A Green Santa always carried a tomato that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

A Green Santa had a bat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

A Green Santa craved for a spade to share. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item opted for.

A Green Santa carried a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

A Green Santa looked for a ball that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a ball of all things.

A Green Santa looked for a can of coke to experiment on. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen thing.