Cheerful Santa

Cheerful Santa carried a tomato that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Honestly, a tomato being the item selected.

Cheerful Santa always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

Cheerful Santa craved for a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels it was wonderful. Strangely, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Cheerful Santa always carried a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Cheerful Santa desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Cheerful Santa desired a set square that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a set square being the chosen item.