Her Talented Santa

Her Talented Santa desperately needed a stretchman that they would break. It would be a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be spectacular. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Talented Santa desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a radiator being the thing opted for.

Her Talented Santa desperately needed a magic 8 ball to share. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. A magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

Her Talented Santa searched for a stapler that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen thing.

Her Talented Santa always kept a vibrator that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Her Talented Santa wanted a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. It might be an exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was simply life. A cheese grater being the chosen thing.