The Depressed Santa

The Depressed Santa desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Santa had a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

The Depressed Santa looked for a sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Santa had a stapler that they would often hug. It should be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Santa often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Santa looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. It was a different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. A piece of paper is the item that was chosen.