I read the disclaimer but I don't know what parody or satire is and I don't have access to Google or a dictionary so I'm going to assume you are serious. Time to power down and bot like no tomorrow! Wait I still need to actually post? Hmm. Blank it is.
Keep it coming ahahaha, loved it.
Eon bro! I just negotiated with the whales, they fully support us powering down and sending all to the bots. So we are good, good to go!