BREAKING: The Axis of Absurdity Expands! # Kim Jong Un pledges "unconditional support"

Kim Jong Un pledges "unconditional support" to Russia, because what better military advice than from a country where missiles often land in their sea?

Reportedly, North Korea will now supply soldiers, weapons, and—if all else fails—motivational posters from the 1950s.

Lavrov nodded appreciatively, possibly because blinking too often might be considered treason in Pyongyang.

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