A Bum Loving Scammer

A Bum Loving Scammer looked for a bag of poop to play with. This is certainly an unusual action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

A Bum Loving Scammer desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Scammer desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. A pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Scammer found a painting of a melon to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Scammer owned a mug that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been an unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Scammer searched for a bat that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bat being the chosen thing.