The Talented Scammer

The Talented Scammer wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Talented Scammer always had with them a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a funny thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Scammer had a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Talented Scammer always had with them a cucumber that they would often throw. This seems an odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was stunning. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Talented Scammer often carried a sponge that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Talented Scammer always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item selected.