The Square Scammer

The Square Scammer often carried a magic 8 ball to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Square Scammer had a chocolate bar that they would put in the bath with him. It is an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Square Scammer desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would embrace. It was a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

The Square Scammer desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. It was a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be amazing. A rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Square Scammer always had with them a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Square Scammer desperately wanted a tomato to throw. It should have been a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was selected.