A Different Scammer

A Different Scammer always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be epic. A can of Tango being the item opted for.

A Different Scammer desired a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. One might say this is an original suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

A Different Scammer desperately needed a toilet brush that they would throw. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

A Different Scammer always carried a cucumber that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

A Different Scammer desired a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was exciting. A rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

A Different Scammer had a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.