His Careful Scammer

His Careful Scammer always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

His Careful Scammer searched for a chocolate bar that they would often share. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was spectacular. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.

His Careful Scammer owned a tomato that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

His Careful Scammer desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would smash. It was a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

His Careful Scammer desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is fun. A vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

His Careful Scammer needed a set of lego that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. A set of lego being the item opted for.