The Scary Scammer

The Scary Scammer searched for a stretchman that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. A stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Scammer often carried a set of lego that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Scary Scammer had a crown to play with. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be awesome. Strangely, a crown being the item selected.

The Scary Scammer often carried a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

The Scary Scammer craved for a piece of paper to eat. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Scammer desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese of all things.