Her Orange Scammer

Her Orange Scammer looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

Her Orange Scammer desperately craved for a stretchman to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

Her Orange Scammer owned a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. This seems a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Her Orange Scammer often carried a condom that they would embrace. It is an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.

Her Orange Scammer looked for a cup to put up their bum. This might appear to be a new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.

Her Orange Scammer desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.