My Gentle Scammer

My Gentle Scammer desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Scammer desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often annihilate This could be considered a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

My Gentle Scammer desperately desired a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A CD player is the thing to choose.

My Gentle Scammer always carried a hat that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item chosen.

My Gentle Scammer desperately searched for a condom to throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to choose.

My Gentle Scammer desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was selected.