The Brainy Scammer

The Brainy Scammer owned a tomato that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was miraculous. A tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Brainy Scammer often carried a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. It might be a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was epic. A block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Scammer always kept a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Scammer searched for a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Brainy Scammer found a rubber chicken that they liked to eat. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was awesome. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Scammer had a stapler that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler being the item selected.