His Nervous Scammer

His Nervous Scammer carried a pint of beer to experiment on. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

His Nervous Scammer desperately desired a sack of potatoes to sleep with. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is stunning. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Scammer desperately needed a pen that they would occasionally break. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous Scammer desired a pencil sharpener that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Scammer desperately desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. A painting of a melon of all things.

His Nervous Scammer had a toilet brush that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a toilet brush having that done to it