Orange Scammer

Orange Scammer desired a cucumber that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. A cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

Orange Scammer always had with them a bag of flour that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

Orange Scammer had a pint of beer to rub on his belly. It should have been an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

Orange Scammer found a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

Orange Scammer always carried a set square that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item chosen.

Orange Scammer desperately searched for a sponge that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Honestly, a sponge of all things.