My Silly Scammer

My Silly Scammer wanted a pen that they would sometimes play with. It should be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.

My Silly Scammer desperately desired a pint of cider to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

My Silly Scammer often carried a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

My Silly Scammer desperately needed a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

My Silly Scammer carried a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was stunning. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

My Silly Scammer desperately desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to select.