My Lonely Scammer

My Lonely Scammer desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

My Lonely Scammer carried a cheese grater that they would worship. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

My Lonely Scammer desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.

My Lonely Scammer often carried a chocolate bar that they would often demolish. It was a bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

My Lonely Scammer looked for a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

My Lonely Scammer desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player of all things.