The Bum Loving Servant

The Bum Loving Servant had a painting of a melon that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Servant searched for a tomato to embrace. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is wonderous. A tomato being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Servant had a ball that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Servant desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who expected it was epic. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Servant searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Servant found a wig that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a funny action, to some, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a wig would be the chosen thing.