Boring Servant

Boring Servant desperately wanted a dildo that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Boring Servant desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Boring Servant craved for a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen thing.

Boring Servant desperately looked for a magic 8 ball to put on his head. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

Boring Servant always carried a can of coke that they sometimes throw. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Boring Servant desperately needed a set square that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a set square of all things.