Her Boring Servant

Her Boring Servant desperately looked for a CD player to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was selected.

Her Boring Servant desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Her Boring Servant owned a bag of poop that they would eat. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Her Boring Servant often carried a custard pie that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Her Boring Servant desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Her Boring Servant needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.