His Fucking Servant

His Fucking Servant desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

His Fucking Servant wanted a vibrator to annihilate It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Servant desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen thing.

His Fucking Servant carried a can of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke being the chosen item.

His Fucking Servant looked for a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Servant desperately searched for a ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a new idea, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing selected.