The Funny Servant

The Funny Servant looked for a piece of paper that they would often eat. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

The Funny Servant wanted a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Funny Servant had a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Funny Servant always had with them a cucumber that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Funny Servant needed a can of coke that they liked to annihilate It should have been a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to select.

The Funny Servant wanted a set square to share. This seems to be an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set square of all things.