The Confused Servant

The Confused Servant owned a set of lego that they would drop. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be awesome. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Confused Servant always had with them a set of lego to play with. This seems an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Servant desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Servant desired a condom that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Confused Servant searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Confused Servant always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.