A Magical Servant

A Magical Servant searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

A Magical Servant owned a CD player to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A CD player was the chosen thing.

A Magical Servant desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

A Magical Servant always kept a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

A Magical Servant carried a hat that they would occasionally drop. It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be simply life. A hat is the item that was chosen.

A Magical Servant looked for a rubber chicken that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.