Auntie Ants Anti Pasta Protest ~ 75 Word Story

Auntie Ant? Yes hunni? Why are those ants protesting? They are protesting pasta. So they are antipasta? Well, I never really thought of it that way but yes, I suppose you could say that. Why would ants be antipasta Auntie? I’m not really sure dear. Are they anti anything else Auntie? Well they are really antipesto sweetie, but don’t tell them that. Why not Auntie Ant? It will really take the starch out of them.

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