The Hard Life of a Militant Virgin, or [Striving Towards Detonating a Nuclear Bomb of Sexual Pleasure]
The realization
It's hard sometimes being a virgin and all. It sure as hell ain't fun coming home from a great workout, taking a shower, jumping into bed for a recovery nap and then realizing that there's nobody to fuck. When that heavy, deep sexual desire sets in as your body begins to deplete the stress and the endorphin turns on as you lay there, you really wish there was someone there to undress and deploy your wonderful, but lonely, intensely hurting "friend" into. In such circumstances, it sometimes it feels like God is punishing you when blessed with such good physical characteristics and such a wild arousal. Maybe it's a test? I believe it is, for incentive would there be if I didn't have said bodily functions? What would be the driving-force for me to strive towards a brighter day filled with huge tits if I didn't have these kinds of desires? Even worse, what reason would there be to keep fighting if I settled for horrible, disgusting bitches? What kind of goddess would want to fuck me if I'm busy fucking 10 repulsive cunts every Friday? The answer is none.
(This couple is laughing their ass off because the telling of a random joke is more exciting than sleeping together since they chose each other based on mutual low self-esteem, and they're not even attracted to each other. Insane. Source)
Understanding the Magnificence
So it is going to be worth it. When I finally do reach my goal, I will cum harder than a horny camel returning home after a busy desert summer, finally getting to ejaculate liters into his beautiful, two-hunched, beige animal wife.
People have a tendency to think that they "must" have sex. Due to this belief, they go after what they can get in the moment rather than what is obtainable in a time-span of a few months. Everyone doesn't look good enough or is cool enough to get to bed a hottie, but one sure as hell can improve. However, idiot boys usually don't do that and start chasing some average girl. This means they will not only not cum like camels reuniting with their gorgeous, beige animal wives, but their ejaculations will occur with less pressure than a broken garden hose, because they just fucked the first girl that opened their legs to them, and it wasn't because they're bad ass, but because both of them were equally weak and needy. In other words, what could've become a road towards achieving an ejaculation like one of those anti-protester firetrucks, you get to settle for a simple "puff" from a half-inflated dickhead, and that's all you get. You can't play martial arts video games all day and then expect to be able to fight like a super hero when ending up in a street fight. Playing games feels good in the moment; it stimulates you and takes away negative feelings, just like fucking someone crappy takes away the temporary need for sex, but, as stated above, is that really sex? Can you really say that you're not a virgin anymore after fucking some some super insecure girl whose only reason for fucking you is that she thought you're the only boy that's ever gonna fuck her? All I've gotta say to that is this: "Jesus Christ!"
(This could be you. Source)
The Bitterness of Average, or Victory?
Another very funny thing is when I hear people debate "improving their sex-life", implying that everyone has sex with a 10/10 supermodel and that some behavior during intercourse needs improving. No. If you have a dysfunctional sex-life, then the solution is throwing away your 1/10 frog, working on yourself, not fucking every weak girl you stumble upon, striving towards a better future and only THEN having sex. You won't have anything left to improve, because your dick will start having spontaneous orgasms from the sheer fact of you having put in so much work into self-improvement to get to the level where you're having sex with a 11/10, and you don't even have to touch her, let alone get in bed with her, because you're already climaxing just from her being in the room!
That's all I've got to say for now, babies!
Oh, and you might have been wondering for a while why I chose the nickname I chose. Well, after reading this post, I highly doubt it'll be difficult for you to figure out. I made a promise to myself, and that promise lies within the confines of this very username! That is, I will knock life, and that is a fact.
/Honorable Eddie
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