but hey! All I have to do is upload my photo ID, my real name, phone number, address, mothers maiden name, a copy of my family crest, a DNA sample, a tissue sample from my first born, let them track me across the internet, monitor my surfing, manipulate my newsfeed (and by extension, my emotions) and then they let me reconnect with people I don't like and show them pictures of the food I've eaten. Wünderbar!