Being a doctor I laughed and laughed. You are right. I don't see a doctor because I know what will happen. We as doctors are so heavily regulated to take a certain path of age related testing and then treating numbers that the system has become ridiculous. And if we don't, we get dragged to court. It is a tough situation for the doc and the patient.
O I bet! Law suits are so ridiculous now days!
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