Her Big Snake

Her Big Snake carried a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate This seems to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be awesome. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Her Big Snake desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be awesome. A bag of flour being the item opted for.

Her Big Snake always had with them a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is fun. Honestly, a dildo is the item to select.

Her Big Snake had a wig that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

Her Big Snake always kept a rubber chicken that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Her Big Snake had a can of Tango that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.