The Confused Snake

The Confused Snake wanted a ball that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly new idea, to me, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Snake often carried a set of lego to annihilate This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Confused Snake desperately needed a radiator that they would share. This could be considered a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Confused Snake always kept a sword to sit and look at. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen item.

The Confused Snake carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Snake carried a pint of beer to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.