A Retarded Snake

A Retarded Snake desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be an original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

A Retarded Snake desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

A Retarded Snake desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often sit and look at. It is a different operation, to you, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

A Retarded Snake had a pencil sharpener to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

A Retarded Snake found a block of cheese that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Snake wanted a vibrator that they would worship. It is a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.