A Boring Snake

A Boring Snake had a crown that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Snake desperately searched for a CD player that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Snake desperately desired a computer to break. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a computer is the item that was chosen.

A Boring Snake owned a spade that they sometimes smash. It should be a surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Snake found a pint of beer that they would often drop. It would be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

A Boring Snake desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the item opted for.