Handsome Snake

Handsome Snake owned a stapler that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to choose.

Handsome Snake looked for a tomato to try to balance on their head. It would have been an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

Handsome Snake desired a radiator that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Strangely, a radiator having that done to it

Handsome Snake desperately looked for a big sponge that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A big sponge would be the item that was selected.

Handsome Snake desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

Handsome Snake desperately searched for a set square that they would break. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a set square would be the chosen thing.