The Ugly Snake

The Ugly Snake desperately searched for a condom that they would often throw. One might find this to be a strange thought, to many, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Snake owned a hat to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Snake wanted a radiator that they would throw. It might be a surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a radiator being the item opted for.

The Ugly Snake owned a set of lego that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Snake desperately wanted a can of coke to play with. It should be a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Ugly Snake desperately wanted a bottle of coke to play with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.