Tired Sparrow

Tired Sparrow desperately searched for a helmet that they would smash. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

Tired Sparrow always carried a crown that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a crown was the chosen thing.

Tired Sparrow desperately needed a radiator that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

Tired Sparrow searched for a custard pie that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. A custard pie being the thing opted for.

Tired Sparrow owned a lava lamp to insert somewhere. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Tired Sparrow desperately looked for a bat to cuddle. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bat is the item to select.