Brainy Sparrow

Brainy Sparrow desperately desired a cup that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup being the thing selected.

Brainy Sparrow wanted a vibrator that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Brainy Sparrow looked for a dildo that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a dildo of all things.

Brainy Sparrow desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom of all things.

Brainy Sparrow always kept a pint of cider to share. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

Brainy Sparrow needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.