Her Magical Sparrow

Her Magical Sparrow often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Her Magical Sparrow desired a pen to sleep with. This seems to be an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pen is the item to select.

Her Magical Sparrow owned a stretchman that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

Her Magical Sparrow needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally throw. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

Her Magical Sparrow always carried a lava lamp that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

Her Magical Sparrow always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.