My Confused Sparrow

My Confused Sparrow looked for a mug that they would experiment on. It should be an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is fun. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Sparrow always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be an exciting action, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

My Confused Sparrow carried a CD player that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a CD player of all things.

My Confused Sparrow desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Sparrow always carried a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. This seems an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

My Confused Sparrow desperately craved for a condom that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.